As a diehard, lifelong New York Yankees fan, I just had to write some satirical articles:
Yankees Trade Montgomery, Beef Up Their Injured List
Priest Performs Exorcism on Joey Gallo’s Bat
Yankees Sue Pirates for Last Week’s Loss
Yankees Donate Two Losses to Red Sox’ Playoff Hopes
Stanton Sprains Thumb Removing Facemask, To Be assigned Mask Caddy
Frustrated by Power Outage, A-Rod Asks Yankees To Move Fences Closer
Posada Training With Yogi Berra To Prepare For Ceremonial First Pitch
Pettitte Dusts A-Rod After Monster Home Run in Batting Practice
Joba Questioned After Empty Boxes Found in Rafael Soriano’s Home
Yankees Passed the Hat To Ensure Burnett’s Trade to the Pirates
Steinbrenner Sends Team Unused 2011 World Series Tickets
Montero Refuses Trade to Seattle, Joins Peace Corps Instead
Chavez Plunked in Wiffle Ball, Spring Training in Jeopardy
Yankees Deal Feliciano for Office Supplies
Posada Taking Grounders, Expects to Start as Ball Boy Along First Base Line
Inspired by Bobble Head, Burnett to Unveil New Delivery in Spring Training
Swisher Vows to Hit His Weight Again Next Postseason, Quietly Adopts Strict Diet
